Sexy Summer Saturday - 6/30 - Love me by Bella Andre

Sexy Summer Saturdays is a weekly post that Attack the Stacks, Hackaroos Reviews, Sims-Sational Books, The Autumn Review, and The Bookish Babe created for fun, to spread the word about sizzling summer reads. 


This is a little diddy where we all review erotica-ish books on Saturday. Yes kiddies! I said Erotica, so read no further if you are a young'in.

GoodReads Description

It's been five years since Lily and Travis fell in love in TAKE ME....now it's finally time for Janica and Luke to get their very own happy ending. 

If there's one thing that Janica Ellis is absolutely certain of, it's that she and Luke Carson are totally wrong for each other. She's a wild, artistic and outspoken fashion designer. He's a type A, workaholic trauma surgeon (who just happens to be sizzling hot and her brother-in-law!). But Janica is about to be proven wrong when opposites attract...in the sexiest possible way.

After a life-changing night in the ER, Luke is desperate for escape - and relief from his personal demons. For five years he has fought his attraction to his sister-in-law, but when he's pushed too far, he can't fight it another second. He needs her. Desperately. He's spent his whole life doing the right thing. For one night, he's going to follow desire instead. Straight into Janica's arms.

Janica can't believe Luke is finally at her front door...and that he's kissing her like he's been waiting his whole life for her. But even as their sensual connection deepens with every touch of skin on skin - and the man she always thought was such a good boy turns out to be sinfully, toe-curlingly bad between the sheets - Janica soon realizes she wants more than Luke's body. She wants his heart too. But what will Luke do when one night of extreme passion turns into an all or nothing proposition? 

I had a ton of fun reading this with Jess this week. We were feeling jealous because Autumn and Andrea always read their sexies together, so we decided to read ours together too. Which works out great, because as far as Erotica goes, Jess and I are always on the same page.

This week we read Love Me by Bella Andre. I have to say it was pretty good. I can't say I loved the characters.. but they were likable enough. What I really liked about this book was the story. Yeah, the story was a little corny, but it was a story. Not just sex. I love me a swoony sex scene, but PLOT! Plot is nice and this one had it. :)

There was one scene that the dialogue was just laughable. I won't spoil, but imagine a bunch of little kids on a playground fighting over a slightly used but not yet destroyed toy. Too funny. Jess and I, we LOL'd a little.

That wasn't the best thing though... let me tell you a little about Luke...

Here is Luke's Penis

Here is Luke's penis in comparison to a house. 

Yup, he has a big juicy cock! This thing is Mammoth. You could probably support a deck on that shit. And Luke is sooo impressed that Janica can take him completely into her hilt! Yes, her hilt. I couldn't help but imagine her fucking one of these the whole time.

Seriously though, I don't understand how that's impressive. I certainly wouldn't be happy if I were a guy and my girls vagina could suck up my totem pole like it's a straw. I expressed this to Jess via text..

How would you like some funny quotes? Yes??? I thought so.


-He pointed to the wooden slats in front of his boots and pulled down his zipper. “Get on your Knees.” - yeah bitch! Lol

-She saw the most beautiful erection in the world. He was so thick. And so wide. And so long

-He was right there, about to shoot his load into the most beautiful woman he had ever known. - Bahahah! I once saw the nicest pot of flowers at lowes, I was tempted to do the same.

Last I checked, Love me is free on Amazon. Which is cool. I did enjoy this one so I looked to see what else miss Andre has written. Low and behold there is a story about her Janica's sister. I realized now that this is actually book two. Woops. So I thought, I should buy the other one and do it for my next sss. I wont yet though. Because of this.

I'm not against spending money on books. Don’t get me wrong, but it annoys me when I see paper back is cheaper. I will probably get a lot of slack for that, but it's just how I feel. *ducks for cover*


Over all, it was a cute sexy read.. If you like large dick, then check this one out! :) 


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